... but, as if the accent wasn't enough, Nicola Sturgeon has decided that their wibbling deserves further lingual masking.
I can also announce today that in the coming year we will deliver 60,000 alcohol brief interventions across Scotland.Sorry, love, didn't quite understand that. 60,000 what?
These are effective interventions delivered by health professionals when they think someone’s health problems are alcohol related.Interventions, did you say? Is that some kind of highland cipher?
They are a tried and tested way of helping people address problems before they become too serious.Oh, I think I've got you now. You're talking about bullying people into adhering to your personal view of how they should live their lives ... when it is NO FUCKING BUSINESS OF YOURS.
If they want to be 'helped', they will come to you. One 'intervention' isn't necessary, let alone sixty fucking thousand of them. Why not allow Scots to live how they choose to live, and tailor your governance around their preferences? That's kinda the point of a 'free' society, doncha think?
Just stick to what you're best at, eh Nicky? Eating oats and doing your damnedest to keep benefit fraudsters out of jail.
Yup. I reckon there may be enough scottish stereotype references there to have me bumped from mini-kilted Rosie's blogroll.